All the stuff I blog on here has no point. Just things i think are either funny, relatable to my life, or sexy. Eat your heart out.
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I couldn't figure out how to fix the My Face link :p
Stuff I like (all)
when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then...
i’m on vocal rest and i’m surrounded by the stupid
My best friend always texts me right when I’m about to jack off
It’s like she knows…
What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself?